When was the last 'propa' 3rds game? Who knows? Is it because it was so long ago, because we're old and can't remember, or because we've taken too many knocks playing Mansfield and now have a short term memory of Dory the fish?

Possibly all 3, but what was I saying? Something about going Fishing, oh yes, the last 3rds game... could have been March last year when Graeme Robbins went off after 10 mins because he was f.... I mean 'hurt his knee', or was that a Lamplighters game?

Either way, we need all the old school back no excuses, so let Bryn & Ash know (Or just update Pitchero like you're supposed to! ).

Any 'half decent' players will be obviously on the bench as 'half decent' isn't in the spirit of 3rds rugby, but we'll give you 10 minutes at the end ,or, more likely, bring you on 10 mins into the 1st half when Graeme Robbins is f... err, I mean, 'hurt is knee'.

You know you want to... #Mighty3rds

Bryn & Ash